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SOCKS

by The Bicycats

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1.
We're Socks! 02:22
You seem a little dizzy and you've come so far So let us share a little bit of who we are We're the people you belong with Maybe sing a song with Kicking every day and night We're a guaranteed approach to keep your booties warm A very subtle feature of your uniform From every different angle We think that you'll be thankful When we cling onto your ankles tight Oh we wait our turn For our special day But we never sag And we always say That we keep it light Never orthodox We add that special something We're socks! If you're worried 'cause you're walking 'round with naked toes You know we got you covered and you should suppose Despite our bad behavior We're here to be your savior And we're never gonna do you no harm We know you'll wonder what somebody sees in us Sometimes we get so nasty that it's treasonous We know that we get dirty Know that we get stanky But that's all part of the charm Oh we wait our turn For our special day But we never sag And we always say That we're strong like bull And we're soft like fox We add that special something We're socks!
2.
SOMEBODY'S DRAWER We know we're not the most important part of one's attire You may not even notice if we vanish in the dryer You came here from a retail store But now you need to learn the score How can you reach your zenith when you're stuck on someone's feet? But life is sweet, Because we are surrounded by our loved ones in somebody's drawer We're partly polyester, but we're mostly made of cotton We hope that you will love us and we'll never be forgotten We're waiting for our day to come But also as a rule of thumb We don't presume to think we know what life is all about One day we'll shout! Because we are surrounded by our loved ones in somebody's drawer Think of me Like family STRIPES: Except for me, I'm skeptical of every one I meet It's no hoax [We're just] honest folks We're modest but I think we're pretty neat Some people overlook us like we're mild diarrhea They never check the tag that says we're made in South Korea We know we need to prove our worth But like a natural childbirth It's painful and it's messy and you wish you took some drugs But we've got hugs! Because we are surrounded by our loved ones in somebody's drawer Because we are surrounded by our loved ones in somebody's drawer
3.
I GO WITH EVERYTHING I go with everything I work for any circumstance I'm nondescript Hiding just below your pants Give me the chance to join you When you're going on a trip To Paris or Beijing I go with everything I go with everything I'm like two shakes of a tambourine I keep my cool And I blend in with the scene Give me the chance to join you On an outing with your friends Whether they're peasant or king I go with everything Never ostentatious Always pleasing to the eye People always wondering how I... ...go with everything My whole thing is I'm versatile I don't stick out I have an understated style Give me the chance to join you Any season, anywhere Autumn or spring Listening to polka or swing Having a romance or fling Eating drumstick or wing But watch out I sting! I go with everything I go with everything I go with everything
4.
DARN YOU OR DAMN YOU I wish, how I wish, for my dreams to come true How many times have I been there for you? How many times have I been there to comfort your mind? But one little flaw and they toss you away And then on, the forecast is cloudy and grey I'm looking out for a heart that I don't have to find They'll darn you Or damn you Harm you Or sham you I've felt the pain, I'm losing your trust What good is the bread when you peel off the crust? What good is the passion you feel if it's not from the heart? I've got sweat on my brow and a knot in my chest And the patchwork you've done here is shoddy at best Tethered together with thread that is falling apart They'll darn you Or damn you Harm you Or sham you They'll darn you Or damn you Love you Then scam you They'll use you to pieces Then treat you like feces Tell your nephews and nieces The pain never ceases They give you affection And you feel like a prize But it's not ancient Greece And we're not golden fleeces They'll darn you, or damn you Or leave you to rot Still I'd rather be a sock...... Than not
5.
WHY DON'T I HAVE A FAVORITE PAIR OF SOCKS? Sometimes I sit and think my thoughts But ne'er do I connect the dots Why don't I have a favorite pair of socks? I wonder should it be my goal To pick the pair that soothes my soul Since I don't have a favorite pair of socks. What does it mean Who am I To be a no-favorite-pair-of-socks guy?   I never had a favorite but maybe I will try   Do I base it on which doesn't drop Or which one makes my tootsie pop? How do I choose a favorite pair of socks? KNEE: Choose one that's knee-high STRIPES: Choose one with stripes SOLID: Choose one that's single-colored ARGYLE: Or argyle types DOT: Choose the pair that's polka dotted and stuff that in your pipes! I guess I'll leave it up to chance... How will I know which pair to choose? Which socks to slip inside my shoes? I wish that I could solve this paradox Why don't I have a favorite pair of socks?
6.
Blueberries 04:17
BLUEBERRIES I can see it I can see it now The manifestation of all I hold dear In one special place It's all there before me Like an Indian buffet I can take what I want... And then stuff my face Everyone's loving Everyone's smiling Wearing their Sunday best On a Monday afternoon We've got the ocean within walking distance And sandcastles of all different shapes And we've got cheese imported from the Greek islands     And blueberries the size of grapes And in my vision I am not alone Surrounded by sunshine and flowers and rainbows  And people I know It's all there before me Like a bakery display case You bring the flavor And I'll bring the dough  Everyone's loving Everyone's smiling     Breaking bread, pouring wine With kids at the table Because we've got music on every street corner And windows with velveteen drapes And we've got cheese imported from the Greek islands    And blueberries the size of grapes What is hardship? I don't know it now The gestures of kindness and beautiful laughter Are all that remain It's all there before me Like an open wide prairie My love can keep moving Like a runaway train Everyone's loving Everyone's smiling A golden hour paradise And cupcakes all around Because a lifetime can only be as perfect As a mortal descended from apes But we've got cheese imported from the Greek islands     And blueberries the size of grapes

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These six songs are what's been written so far of an unfinished musical called SOCKS about a group of socks in a sock drawer competing to be the favorite pair of socks.

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released May 12, 2020

All songs written and performed by Zachary Bernstein.

With additional help on "Blueberries" from:
Lisa Davis - violin
Nicole Jahng - cello
String arrangements by Stephen Cabell

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Zachary Bernstein is The Bicycats. A folk-rock troubadour with charm, melody, and humor.

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