My Ideas Are Great

by The Bicycats

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"My Ideas Are Great" is a collection of demos by The Bicycats. These rough recordings showcase the songs written by The Bicycats since 2008 (mostly). Every week a new demo recording will be added to the track listing. They will be released in no particular order, and free downloads will be limited to 200 a month. You can always come to Bandcamp and listen to the whole track any time you want. If you must have a track for your own, you may also pay for it.

All instruments and singing performed by Zachary Bernstein unless otherwise noted. Remember, I'm doing this for you. -ZB 8/31/11

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released August 31, 2011

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The Bicycats Los Angeles, California

Zachary Bernstein is The Bicycats. Born in Long Island, living in Los Angeles, has fond memories of time spent in Rochester, NY. Mostly influenced by clever bastards like Neil Innes, Margo Guryan, Cole Porter, and Jonathan Richman. There's an old song called, "My Sweet Tooth Says I Wanna (But My Wisdom Tooth Says No)". Tries to make up for the fact that he didn't write that one. ... more

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Track Name: Hard Times For Easy Women
Hard times for easy women
Prices are up on low-cut shirts
They try to win your affection,
But the only boys left are perverts.
Track Name: 24/7 (Yeah, We Got Time For That)
There's a new Goliath
Who came into town
He will destroy your crops
And turn your water brown
We got twenty-four hours
We got seven days
To knock the teeth
Right out your face
We're gonna bring you stories
Get you all the news
You're gonna take it all
You know you can't refuse

Cause we got time, yeah, we got time for that. (2x)

We'll be there every day
When you're makin' bread
We'll be there every night
To tuck you into bed
We'll be there in the morning
With your coffee cup
We're gonna dress you down
We're gonna sex you up

Cause we got time, yeah, we got time for that. (2x)

Report the president sneezing
At the podium
Let you know your chips
Have too much sodium
Explain how a cat
Got stuck in tree
Break the latest on Burt Reynolds getting
Stung by a bee

Cause we got time, yeah, we got time for that. (4x)